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  • Tue, 17:21: Just ended a TEN MINUTE phone call w/a customer irate about a cocoa powder being discontinued, if you're wondering who I want to murder rn.
  • Tue, 18:20: Train derailment just outside the office this morning. Fun for everyone! https://t.co/PTWeSFvdVI
  • Tue, 23:27: COPY AND PASTE *THIS* MOTHERFUCKERS 🗡😡🔪
  • Wed, 05:07: The secret to portion control is counting down the hours until the next sorry excuse for a meal.

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