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My tweets
  • Wed, 5:45: A looping animated gif is a pretty good metaphor for day to day life.
  • Wed, 7:57: As ultra-liberal as I consider myself to be, I have long agreed that the far left has its own set of real problems. https://t.co/ChKpBoRYGA
  • Wed, 8:35: Customer complained about our "fugly corn" and I have to admit his photo looks like corn cobs that contracted leprosy. Prob tastes fine tho!
  • Wed, 9:46: RT @thisjenlewis: *Clears throat as if to announce something extremely important* "Jurassic Park" but the dinosaurs are from the ‘90s TV sh…
  • Wed, 10:44: I just learned that mayonnaise is regulated as "fluid ounces" while ketchup and mustard are not, and this is going to keep me up at night.
  • Wed, 12:18: Sometimes I lose track of the most important things, like how fucking awesome the band Queen was.
  • Wed, 14:58: This made me LOL. https://t.co/qourxf770s


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