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My tweets
  • Wed, 7:31: Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness? Me: The only weak thing about me is my chin.
  • Wed, 8:49: As further evidence of LinedIn's complete uselessness, they think a job I might be interested in is "Personal Assistant to Beauty Blogger."
  • Wed, 12:15: RT @DesiJed: I can't hold any more fucking beers, please stop with that joke format.
  • Wed, 14:02: I just decided today's cascade of emails regarding a Deli department asparagus emergency shall henceforth be referred to as ASPARAGEDDON


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