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  • Mon, 5:55: You won't find that shit in *our* bags of organic salad! (Ours are filled with self-entitlement.) https://t.co/qiv3Ng0t4q
  • Mon, 10:54: #NationalSiblingsDay https://t.co/gQpdmeaLzq
  • Mon, 12:14: When tickets are nonrefundable, why the fuck do airlines overbook to begin with? Do these people not have operating computers?
  • Mon, 13:54: "Does she have crabs or does she want crabs?" -- honest question just asked of me at work
  • Mon, 17:07: In the 90s, pants were hung from halfway down the butt. In the 10s, pants hang from *below* the butt (and most of the underwear), belted at upper thigh, necessitating a penguin waddle. In the 30s, pants will be belted at mid-shin, and the kids will just have to hop from place to place.
  • Mon, 18:22: Safeway sells sexy pears. https://t.co/26EeD1iDGs

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