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  • Thu, 5:38: This is a very bad case for convincing me this show did not become way too dumb for me to keep watching. https://t.co/We06ehZnEU
  • Thu, 7:49: This podcast episode, in addition to being generally fun and entertaining, was surprisingly eye opening. https://t.co/RBpOSJzjYf
  • Thu, 9:12: My STD screening results are always so negative
  • Thu, 9:41: @nwfoodette @onemorebitener Hahaha https://t.co/mM34N67QzG
  • Thu, 10:02: PROTIP: Do not ever bring anything labeled "chia pudding" anywhere close to your mouth. Or nose. Or face. Or the city you live in.
  • Thu, 12:42: If any vegetable deserves to be aborted it's baby corn.
  • Thu, 17:06: One of those CD peddlers at Westlake Center approached me passing with my book and said "Use it as a book marker!"
  • Thu, 21:36: I swear to God my cat turned her head completely around just like Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST. Then she yelled "Your mother sucks cocks in hell you faithless slime!" which was very rude.

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